How to Win the Breakup
Acing the Breakup
Dealing with a breakup can suck big time. You may want to moan and groan to the entire world about your shambled relationship, but I’m going to help you to shine rather than look like a shriveled-up banana.
If you like Rick and Morty, perhaps this analogy will work for you: after a breakup, you want to look like Beth, not Jerry.
I’m here to help you move on like you’re a chessboard piece making your way into Mario World — that’s right, you’re getting out of that Chess game and into a new universe.
The following steps should help you to get your crap together, so you can project your confident and alluring side. Remember: what you put out into the world is what you’ll attract. So put out your best energy, and you’ll attract someone who is on par with you.
Winning the breakup is all about coming out on the other side stronger than you were before the relationship mess:
- You’re not easily controlled by your ex.
- Your emotions don’t go wild over little things.
- You keep a cool, calm, and collected demeanor.
You win the breakup if you move on successfully rather than getting stuck in the mud or, worse, quicksand.
